crack grease 

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

crack grease by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

greased pig on crack 

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

greased pig on crack by mad dog February 25, 2004