coveter

a person who sets out to date your boy/girlfriend while you are still dating them. The situation usually ends up with the boy/girlfriend breaking up with their significant other, causing them to become a crying, worthless heap of human life. Once the said covetee hooks up with the coveter just once, they are then, in turn, broken up with, leaving them just like their worthless ex-boy/girlfriend.

That guy is such a coveter. He has to know that Wendy is still dating the butcher.

coveter by Jamie Baumgart September 29, 2006

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Coveted Seat

If you are facing the back, the "coveted seat" is the seat on any public bus all the way on the back, against the window on the left. Usually supplemented with a small bar behind the sideways seat in front of you for resting your right foot on. The window, even better when clean, also acts as an arm rest for you're right arm in most cases. You have a good view of the stops coming ahead and can enjoy the breeze best on a warm day, and are pretty close to the heat vents on a cold day.

two people sitting uncomfortably next to smelly bums. one guy pulls the dinger thing and gets out of the seat in the back left corner of the bus. Dude just got off, coveted seat is now available

Coveted Seat by Texas Mike O'Shayette December 11, 2010