counterbone 

when you’re aboutta get fucked but your dick gets limp instantaneously just by thinking about your mom

*have sex* (the one thing you cant have)

person one: what happened?
person two: i just had a counterbone!

counterbone by big gay32 June 12, 2018

counterbone 

when you’re aboutta get fucked but your dick gets limp instantaneously just by thinking about your mom

*have sex* (the one thing you cant have)

person one: what happened?
person two: i just had a counterbone!

counterbone by big gay32 June 12, 2018

counterion 

An ion having a charge opposite of the substance with which it is associated.

We find that the condensed counterions introduce charge fluctuations along the length of the rods that give rise to attractive interactions, in quantitative agreement with recent simulations.
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What up wit dat basackwards ion homes? Oh, it's just a counterion.

counterion by The Jive Chemist May 14, 2005

countermont 

Aside from the Merriam-Webster definitions as being an abbreviation of 'mountain' or 'Montana' another meaning of this word is that of making something simple more difficult. When used with the term 'code', for instance, it is the process of encoding information from a readable source into symbols or from one set of symbols into another set of symbols using a key or keys for private secluded, or hidden storage, or encrypting. Decoding is the reverse process, converting code symbols, again using the key or keys, back into a form that is again readable, such as from one language (English) to another (Spanish), or from Pitman shorthand to Gregg shorthand or to a personally designed shorthand. The word is not commonly used.

This piece of shorthand cannot be decoded. It uses a countermont code requiring a key.

countermont by doc19 October 23, 2020

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

Countermonger by Butt-Nasty-50-2-2 July 3, 2008

counterbenefit 

The act of benefitting somebody by doing something to counteract the situation.

Adam, you're counterbenefitting us by opening the door to let air in while we're sitting by the heater.

counterbenefit by Samantha Lynn McGinty February 22, 2011

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

Countermonger by ButtNasty-50-2-2 July 4, 2008