cough pocket 

Instead of covering your mouth with your hand and coughing a person can cough into their folded elbow area. This creates a cough pocket. It also keeps you from spreading germs on your hand.

John had a terrible cough. He kept coughing into his hand. His uncle said, "Cough pocket John! Cough pocket!"

cough pocket by monkey0580 January 31, 2010

couch pocket 

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

couch pocket by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

stuff a couch in your pocket 

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.

Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.

stuff a couch in your pocket by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009