When a female goes for a super young,
rich man and both parties are okay with the
relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can
go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old
across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its
consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt