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Couch Gang 

When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.

Links include:

1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch

The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
Bro! I just got hit by the couch gang on my live vid! I ain’t go no damn couch!
Couch Gang by MmmmBobs January 18, 2018

Couch Gang 

An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!
Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch
Couch Gang by Blue couch April 30, 2020

Couch gang 

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”
Couch gang by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022

Couch Gangsta 

E-Thug, kids who run around on Playstation Home thinking they are real gangsta's just cause they watched a few episodes of gangland and listen to rap music.
I'm a G homie 5 poppin 6 droppin or ne other random gang reference usually used out of context and will deny being a couch gangsta
Couch Gangsta by WI_Romeo March 3, 2011

gangus cooch 

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.
Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!