cotton monkey

A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.

Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.

cotton monkey by Tom Purcell April 27, 2005

Cotton Monkey

A racial slur for a black person;

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd

Cotton Monkey by NEW SLUR 2025 October 27, 2025

Cotton Money 

Money and capital assets made by Southern Aristocrats from slave labor on plantations.

Maybe we could claw back some of the Cotton Money that has accumulated from compound interest over the last century and a half and invest it in impoverish southern communities and underutilized and over exploited human resources.

Cotton Money by mlhiss October 13, 2019

Cotton Money 

Modern southern whites who come from families that made money and created status for themselves through slaves and the cotton trade.

Sophia: yo Carmen these Buckhead bitches got hella cotton money 😟
Carmen: damn their ancestors we’re making bank off of us!

Cotton Money by childofthelord69 November 23, 2019