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cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.
Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.
cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cockative 

–adjective

1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")
Oh yeah, that nitwit cocked my ear off.

Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.

Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?
cockative by koax June 28, 2009

Coetative 

Awesome, Sweet, Cool, any positive thought or compliment
Your looking coetative today, or That is totally coetative
Coetative by BigJames88 October 27, 2010
A giant pink bird boss from Super Mario Odyssey. Its name is a portmanteau of "cook" and "cockatiel"
Hell yeah! Cookatiel is one of my favorite Mario bosses even