cooking fat 

A commenly used phase in household's with feline occupants. Used when you Mum is in the room and the cat has just jumped on your clean shirt, i.e a clean replacement for F**king Cat

That Cooking Fat has just dragged a dead bird onto my bed!!!

cooking fat by Eastlygod February 12, 2006

cooking with fatty 

When you are sucking neck sweat of a fatty and it gets hot like when you are cooking.

Look she is so sweaty, she must have been cooking with fatty.

cooking with fatty by Syrupfreak January 17, 2020