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Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."
cookie crumble by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007
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A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
crumble this cookie by channel_panel November 24, 2018
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The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree. by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
that's the way the cookie crumbles
that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004
that's the way the cookie crumbles
Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
that's the way the cookie crumbles by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004
that's the way the cookie crumbles
Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."
Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
that's the way the cookie crumbles by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
That's the way the cookie crumbles. by Downstrike May 28, 2004