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Conrad Bellamy

Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. He’s extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with “it’s nerf or nothing.”
“Shit dawg- who’s that gorgeous man?”
Oh that’s Conrad Bellamy.”
Conrad Bellamy by conradsbech August 24, 2020

Brooks Conrad 

To pull a Brooks Conrad is to Fuck up immensely.

This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)

also acceptable are:

"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"
Doctor: Sorry I dropped your baby Ma'am

Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there

Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!
Brooks Conrad by Boola Boola October 12, 2010

ben conrad 

A Ben Conrad is typically a male that is blonde. His mother is probably a teacher, more specifically a math teacher. Ben Conrad is very very gay
ben conrad has a massive horn
ben conrad by Bjorn_Booferwater April 24, 2023