condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom

john malkovic = condomhead

condomhead by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

condomsending 

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."

" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."

condomsending by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

Condom Head 

A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads

Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool

Condom Head by Mysta D February 7, 2009

Condom head 

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.

Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.

Condom head by Wank-athon May 27, 2015

condomed 

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

condomed by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

Condomed 

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

Condomed by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

condomeant 

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

condomeant by mBmD September 23, 2012