coldcakes 

When a man sticks his anus in the freezer to please himself

I got some crazy coldcakes last night

coldcakes by shizix October 27, 2015

cooncakes 

A term made popular in Painesville, ohio. It slang for pussy. At first people thought cause of the word coon in it, it was racial but theres nothing racial about it just word.

Boy#1. I see you went home with that girl from the club last night what happend?

Boy#2. What do you think happend, I got some cooncakes from her.

cooncakes by rupert s May 26, 2008

crudcakes 

a phrase used to substitute swearing
to express anger/annoyance or irritation

I JUST SPILT BONJELLA EVERYWHERE
ahh crudcakes
:L

crudcakes by Lozzii x. June 15, 2009

cooncakes  

A term made popular in Painesville, ohio. It slang for pussy. At first people thought cause of the word coon in it, it was racial but theres nothing racial about its just word.

Boy#1. I see you went home with that girl from the club last night what happend did you get the cooncakes

Boy#2. What do you think happend, I got some cooncakes from her.

cooncakes by rupert s May 27, 2008

sex corncakes 

a wonderful baked pastry combining cornmeal sugar and orgasmic fluids

John ate many sex corncakes

sex corncakes by BFLTWILIGHT November 9, 2012