cock-guard

verb. To act possessively towards a female, esp. an ex or a female friend.

"You're way too good to be dating that schlub."
"Dude, quit cock-guarding me."

cock-guard by ~chica May 13, 2008

Cock Sucker Guard 

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.

“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”

Cock Sucker Guard by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024

cock guardian

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

cock guardian by imgregbrady August 20, 2008

Cock Garden 

When a man with small genitals trims his pubic hair only somewhat in attempt to make the genitals appear larger. The result is the complete opposite and the genitals appear to blend in with the bush like a stalk of corn in a garden full of corn.

Billy was so proud to show us how he trimmed his bush so his dick would look bigger. We didn't have the heart to tell him he created a cock garden

Cock Garden by tac trash June 20, 2008

Garden hose cock 

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

Garden hose cock by Nut funny man January 30, 2023