A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

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When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.

"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

penis cock fart sex by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020

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Penta Kill Cock Block

When you get a Quadra kill on League of Legends but someone on your team steals the last kill.

Ashe : Kill
Ashe : Double Kill
Ashe : Triple Kill
Ashe : Quadra Kill
Sona : Kill ( Troll )

Ashe : AKJSDHAISBDASDAS WHHYYYY
Ashe : You penta kill cock block'd me

Penta Kill Cock Block by LeagueOfLegendsTrollers February 16, 2013

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