Santana’s chancla

A legendary disciplinary tool with horrifying accuracy used by Santana Lopez. It serves as the Latina equivalent of Thor's hammer, but it is powered solely by fear, so enchantments are not necessary. Whenever someone says something offensive, foolish, or somewhat Rachel-Berry-like, it is instantly summoned. renowned for ricocheting, boomeranging, and delivering attitude and justice. The New Directions is held in check just by its existence.

Notable characteristics:
• Travels faster than the A-Train on a banana peel.
• When Santana is particularly irritated, it creates a shockwave.
• Has a 99.9% hit rate (Brittany caught it in midair and kissed Santana instead, accounting for 0.1%).
• Accredited as a WMD (Weapon of Major Diva-energy).

Santana’s Chancla:
Finn: "Wait, Santana, I didn't mean it like that."
Santana: (silently raising the chancla)
Rachel: "Everyone, duck!"
Brittany: "Yay! It is in flight mode!"

by Disney2123 December 5, 2025

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 20, 2019

andaba hasta las chanclas

A Mexican spanish term defining somebody in the past being extremely under the influence of alcohol. To be fucked up.

Damn, yesterday George andaba hasta las chanclas. I feel bad for him today.

by SoCalledChicana February 15, 2014

chanclas

House slippers or sandals.

What happened to your face? My mom got pissed at me and slapped my with her chancla! Oh, that's messed up.

by Lil Rob November 20, 2003

chanclas

Flip-Flop Sandals, Slippers

Gabe's Chanclas smell like vinegar.

by Chonerman July 10, 2003

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Cholo Chanclas

Sandals for them gangster beaners in the hood.

Aye! Jaun Taco where my cholo chanclas at I gotta go mow the lawn?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ August 12, 2017