catkeys 

When a cat helps you type by walking across the keyboard, attacking your hands, or sprawling itself across the keys.

A prime example of catkeys looks l=---------------pp oi8ufgsrwa4EEEEEEEEEEEVBBBBBBBBIOKK

Grr. Damn cat.

catkeys by tbonaz April 23, 2008

Cakeys 

An article of clothing that may sometimes be worn to homecoming but should not be because it is not classy. It has an alternate name: "khakis". It may sometimes be worn with a fitted hat.

Damn... Did he really just show up in cakeys?

Cakeys by laanudrreena August 4, 2009

carkeys 

carkeys is a bad ass mofo who hangs out in #php on the efnet irc network. His extreme command of the PHP programming language and humerous personality make him truly excellent

Thank you carkeys for all your help!

carkeys by carkeys April 7, 2004