carpel 

a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.

carpel by poophahapoopy October 21, 2019

Carpel Thumbal 

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.

Carpel Thumbal by Daikota April 17, 2009

Carpel Thumbel 

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

Carpel Thumbel by Dr. Flavor May 21, 2009

Carpel Anus 

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

Carpel Anus by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007

carpel thumbel 

The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.

carpel thumbel by jktblklyn May 28, 2009

Carpe Cannabis 

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨

🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS

Carpe Cannabis by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.

"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

carmelo capocasale by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016