cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"

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Cactus Cracked 

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

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Jackus Cackus 

This man is so very innocent

“Oh look it’s Jackus Cackus, he’s never jerked off

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Cackus 

A word that can mean absolutley anything

So, how is that cackus going?

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