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Brandon's dick 

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
Brandon's dick by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

branden's dick 

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.
Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!
branden's dick by GIIQ October 25, 2010

Brandan’s dick 

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
Brandan’s dick by John Lismore February 23, 2024