brag bag
Tote bag with slots on the outside for photos of your kids/pets/military husband so everywhere you go you can show them off, because you think other people are interested.
I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.
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