A dangerousdisease in which you impulsively eat any booty you can see. Very hard to over come but can be controlled by going to church.
John: The other day I was in class and Mr.Jones bent over to pick up a pen, I told him I had Booty Eating Syndrome but he didn't believe me and I ate his booty, now I'm banned from Mr.Jones class.
Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.