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booty blind 

To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.
You can't trust her, you're booty blind!
booty blind by barrywixon August 12, 2006

Booty blind 

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
Booty blind by chirpy bird April 18, 2018

blind booty call 

where you have a date to go fuck someone but you don't know who it is. usually ones friends make the date but don't tell you who it is.
John's got a blind booty call.

Booty Blinded (BB)

Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.
Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...
Booty Blinded (BB) by Tim Galliger January 15, 2011

booty blinded

to be completly controlled by a female.....
to even be willing to de-friend your close friends.
A: sup kit?
w: notta thing
A: we chillin?
w: Na son.
A: so wat up?
w: gonna be with my girl.
A: damn you's Booty blinded!
booty blinded by Dracon January 14, 2006

Booty Blindness 

When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.
"Dude, what does Sam see in her? She likes punching babies. And old people!"

"He's got the booty blindness."