bloodstache 

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

bloodstache by G. Wells November 7, 2008

Bloodstache 

A mustache of blood that comes from cutting your face in a horizontal line just above your mouth while shaving.

Oh dude, you were supposed to shave your mustache for the wedding..
not grow a bloodstache

damn, that's a fine bloodstache.

Bloodstache by kidneyswap November 15, 2010

bloodstache 

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

bloodstache by G. Wells October 19, 2006

BROOMSTACHE

Broom shaped like a mustache.

1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.

BROOMSTACHE by Raidat May 3, 2013

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

bloodstainedglitterpony 

the most sexiest dude ever, but hes also a baka 🤤 my sussy little imposter

"dude you're not mutuals with bloodstainedglitterpony? thats gay."

bloodstainedglitterpony by ronniethecommie March 18, 2021

bloodstained hurricane 

when a woman queefs while on her period and releases a small amount of blood.

my girlfriend and i were having sex doggystyle she queefed and gave me a bloodstained hurricane

bloodstained hurricane by kiki siren April 20, 2009