betial 

The type of person who seemingly offers you something nice, but if you reject, unleash their wrath and fury upon you.

Betial: Let me buy you lunch
You: I'm okay, thanks
Betial: *Flips table and drop kicks you into oblivion*

betial by appala May 25, 2017

belialize 

Technical term for demonic possession. Not even necessarily demonic in nature. Even angels belialize.

I beg of you, if we're going to fuck, at least let me belialize!
If you go head stomping, you better belialize it!
Watch out for those folks, they're a little obsessed with random belializations

belialize by K41n3n February 27, 2017

Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

betiel 

A name given to the prettiest girls in the world. She's average height, thickkkkk, naturally gorgeous, loved, educated, HILARIOUS and everything in between. Betiel is a very nice yet sassy girl. The more you know her, the more you'll want to spend time with her, trust me. She'll light up the room, as well as your life. Everyone needs a Betiel in their life, she's a modern-day queen! She keeps a small friend group but has many acquaintances. If you're close with a Betiel, you're lucky, she doesn't let just anyone in to her life.

"You're such a Betiel!!"
"Oh really, thanks! That's the best compliment I've ever gotten. <<<3"

betiel by dimegirl101 November 21, 2020

crypto-bestiality 

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

crypto-bestiality by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal

person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.

bestiality by Lavafox August 23, 2020

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005