bertos banditos Share definition Flag A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat. bertos banditos by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the bertos banditos mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch