beef doughnut 

A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.

Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..

Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".

beef doughnut by Vicar204 April 17, 2008

corned beef doughnut 

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

corned beef doughnut by Draz1000 November 8, 2007

corn beef doughnut 

corn beef doughnut - A phrase used to describe ones anus.

"Yea mate, i squirrel gripped her corn beef doughnut good and proper!"

corn beef doughnut by cgrovesy February 14, 2008