barrel dick 

A penis that is very short with a big girth (round) wen hard. Very comical looking. Looks like a little tugboat that could. Also known as soup can dick. Popular names in Midwest with developmental disabilities.

They thought he would be great in bed until they realized while skinny dipping at the lake that he's got barrel dick or soup can dick. Too short and painful too wide round. It would rip and never get to the places of pleasure so short.

barrel dick by Cricket 007 March 11, 2016

barrel of dicks 

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

barrel of dicks by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

three dicks in a barrel 

The three amigos, the three musketeers, three peas in a pod, huey, dewey and louie, the three stooges.
Three really good friends.

Oskar: come on we're like three dicks in a barrel

three dicks in a barrel by MustachioManio October 26, 2017