The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

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Bandito

A word referenced multiple times in Twenty One Pilot's new album Trench. Even going as far as naming their tour, " The Bandito Tour,"

"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.

Bandito by emmathesinner July 31, 2018

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Juggle Bonito

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.

N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!

Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008

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banitsa

This is a traditional Bulgarian pastry which we buy and consume as breakfast or bake it on some holidays. It's realy good and is most commonly filled with cheese and is really greasy but who cares.. it's delicious!!! Our grannies love to bake banitsa :) You should really try one!

It's pronounced BAH-nit-sa :)

-Wanna get a hamburger, mate?
-Nah, I'm more of a banitsa person.

banitsa by Danyaru June 18, 2009

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