bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

bald mikey by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

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Bald Mikey

When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.

Bald Mikey by e_larsen0710 February 26, 2008

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Bald Mikey • Bald Mike • bald • bald eagle • bald martin • bald-headed • bald.ena • Bald spots • bald pussy • Bald Bastard

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

Bald Mike by WEASTT June 26, 2021

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