aw muffin 

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

aw muffin by macmac483 March 10, 2012

Aw Muffin 

Obvious fake sympathy for someone whos problems you don't care about.

Friend is upset about something you don't care about

Friend:....and then my mom said I couldn't get a turtle and name it Kendra!!!!
You: Aaaaaaaaw muffin

Aw Muffin by Da_Bomb is so cool like March 1, 2011