autogolpe 

In Latin America: a military coup initiated or abetted by a country's elected leader, especially in order to establish absolute control of the state.

Their refusal to participate in Trump’s attempted autogolpe helped avert a constitutional crisis.

autogolpe by Ruffhauser December 4, 2020

Automolested 

When the driver behind you is so impatient or running so fast they pull / or run so close to your rear bumper In an attempt to move you out of the way.

I was automolested by an asshole in a black suv this morning on the interstate.

I was automolested on the interstate this morning. The person came up so fast and rode my ass so much I thought I was going to get creamed.

Automolested by The Biggie Smalls March 26, 2011

autoogle

v. To search Google.com for one's name
n. One who autoogles

Ken has too much time on his hands; he autoogles himself daily looking for new results. Need I mention he's also self-centered?

autoogle by khaileaverde December 7, 2004

autogoober 

Someone who really doesn't know how to act socially with other human beings.

It is the combination of the word autistic and goober, because that way, it sounds nicer.

Also referred to as moonpie and that one kid you are nice to only because you think they'd kill themselves if they had absolutely no friends and that one kid whose face would be broken if you weren't such a nice person.

Girl #1: And then after I asked him POLITELY to leave, he said he wondered if I liked the smell of fat Hawaiian men.
Girl #2: He did not! Did he?
Girl #1: Yeah! I know, right?
Girl #1: Oh my gosh, he is SUCH a moonpie.
Girl #2: I know, a real autogoober.

autogoober by IAreGirl June 10, 2009

Autogold 

Something, a song or video, that is so rare that it is automatically Gold.

That shit is Autogold!

Autogold by [e-mail] September 23, 2020

Autogold 

Something, a song or video, that is so rare that it is automatically Gold.

That shit is Autogold!

Autogold by [e-mail] September 23, 2020