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Audiobook 

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.
Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."
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audiovox 

The most worthless, largest chunk of crap company in all of not only car audio, but the known universe. A human being is not reachable by telephone. All customer service is taken care of by... Scratch that, there is no customer service. They are completely incapable of servicing any of their product, this includes; Phase Linear, Jensen, Terk, Advent... etc...
At the sight of audiovox product in my customers hand I told him, "Leave my store now. I will not install that garbage just to have it not work and waste another week of my life on the phone trying to reach a human capable of servicing me.".

audiobook 

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed
Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook
audiobook by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 27, 2011

audiobook 

Someone who loves the best audio quality possible.
Yo man, I'mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!
audiobook by YoFatMamma November 1, 2010

audioboxers 

dickead fascist shithead that likes crappy music
Look at that audioboxers.
audioboxers by Mike February 13, 2003

audioboxers 

Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.
Audioboxers listens to shitty music and needs to die.
audioboxers by Jerry December 2, 2003