A digitalrecording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.
Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."
The most worthless, largest chunk of crap company in all of not only car audio, but the known universe. A human being is not reachable by telephone. All customer service is taken care of by... Scratch that, there is no customer service. They are completely incapable of servicing any of their product, this includes; Phase Linear, Jensen, Terk, Advent... etc...
At the sight of audiovox product in my customers hand I told him, "Leave my store now. I will not install that garbage just to have it not work and waste another week of my life on the phonetrying to reach a human capable of servicing me.".
Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.