asschode 

1. a really dum person u wuld most likely meet on places such as,
-Track
-Xbox Live
- the mall
2.a person who thinks they are popular
3.A group of people who argue over the definiton of chode

1.Wow! You do track? your an asschode
2. Bro ur not good ur just an asschode
3."I talked to John im popular"- This is an ASSCHODE
4.Chode is a short and stubby penis... NO its the same thing as gooch--- ASSCHODES

asschode by aka Mr. Fresh October 24, 2007

asschoke

a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.

"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."

asschoke by asschoke4life September 7, 2011

asschoker 

Someone who chokes on ass, for being a asshole.

Tina- I hate him so much.
Bree- He's such a asschoker.

asschoker by tinnaa15 September 28, 2014

asschowder 

Chunky fire-shit that ejects from one's anus.

I drank too much coconut juice and I shat asschowder.

asschowder by xaltien April 17, 2003

asshodeo 

When it's not the first time someone has demonstrated their skill at being an asshole in public. Similar to "this ain't their first rodeo" but for assholes.

I can tell by your social media posts that this ain't your first asshodeo.

asshodeo by The Scribble Cave October 19, 2023