ass-speak 

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.

This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.

ass-speak by The Means of Production September 26, 2015

sneak attack ass shaft 

wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily

mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him

sneak attack ass shaft by B.E.T west side November 12, 2011