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Algorithm 

The mythical genie that lives on the internet that controls what will go viral.
Hey man, have you figured out how to get on the youtube trending page.

Yea man, you need to please the youtube algorithm
Algorithm by holy guacomole February 24, 2020

algorithm 

An algorithm is a precise process for solving a specific problem in a finite number of steps
An example of an algorithm is how your computer works. You tell it what to do and it utilizes all aspects to complete the job as quickly as possible.
algorithm by Sgt. Slaughter November 3, 2005

algorithm 

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.
How did you code that?

Erm, I created an algorithm...
algorithm by Flying_Banana March 19, 2017

algorithm 

A set of steps used to solve a problem. A word primarily used in the fields of mathematics and computer science, but can be applied to almost anything.
Fred: Hey man, find a job yet?
Greg: No man, I developed an algorithm to make some mad cash!
Fred: ...
Greg: Step 1: Obtain a case of beer. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!
Greg: Can't argue with that logic. Beer me.
<Greg and Fred both crack a beer and proceed to get drunk>
algorithm by vaxt April 9, 2006

algorithm 

Bush: How does Al Gore get his groove on?
Dick: I don't know...I thought I shot him.
Condi: The Algorithm! (gaptoothed snicker)
algorithm by Kanav April 16, 2006

Algorithm 

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.
"And so this is the algorithm I used to make Google search..."
Algorithm by H4k0rz September 21, 2018