aldeus 

A very uncommon name.
Immature, and very childish looking.
Has very long lucious locks, and whiter-than-snow-teeth.
Lives in a hole under the sea, in his room full of barbie dolls.
Has an odd habbit of eating pizza with a spoon.
Easily lost and confused.
Portable at a very cheap cost, $5.99, shipping and handling included.

"What is that creature?"
"That? That is an Aldeus."

aldeus by sarah kimmel November 13, 2013

Aldous Huxley 

A great author of the 1st half of the 20th century. He's made such books as "Brave new World" A walk into a utopian society. Alot of his books are out of this world, considering he was a LSD/Acid user. He would use it as a fuel for his stories. He died in California in 1963.

Aldous Huxley makes some trippy stories.

Aldous Huxley by Adam B May 13, 2005

Alveus Sanctuary

A non-profit exotic animal sanctuary and virtual education center based in Austin, Texas that is aimed to educate Twitch streamers and their communities about specific species using their non-releasable ambassadors to help spark an appreciation for them and their wild counterparts.

Stompy the emu is currently the best ambassador at Alveus Sanctuary.

Alveus Sanctuary by ThrowThePitcher December 15, 2021

Aldershot 

Aldershot is a town in the South-East of England, about 10 miles from Guildford and Woking. The towh has its roots with the Armed Forces moving to the area and establishing their first permanent camp, earning it the title of "Home of the British Army." It is now part of the Borough of Rushmoor, alongside Farnborough. The town was recently rated as one of the up and coming small cities/towns in the counry (according to an article in the Daily Mail).
The town has been run down for quite a while, with abortive attempts at re-juvinating the town. The latest attempt, dubbed "Westgate" is still moving forward with work continuing at a good pace. The rest of the town is holding its breath to see if Westgate brings any improvement.
The town is derided a lot by those outside and those within the town, claiming that any visitor would catch any number of disases by visiting or any visitor would be subject to attacks, none of which is true.
Whilst Aldershot has its problems, as with any town, it is situated in a good area of the country. Its positioning from London is just right (about an hour on the train or an hour and a half/two hours by car), as is its positioning from the coast (about an hour by car, there is no direct train service).
The town is surrounded by woodland and heathland, which provide beautiful vistas and places to keep yourself in shape or go for a stroll. There is a swimming pool within the town and a gym.

Aldershot

Aldershot by Realitycheckeruk March 30, 2011

aldershit

An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole

"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"

aldershit by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015

Aldesco 

To eat at one's desk/computer. Similar but opposite to alfresco (dining outside).

"Hey Tom, why is there salsa on your keyboard?"
"Ahh.. i had an aldesco lunch"

Aldesco by Rollie Pollie May 20, 2009

Aldershot High School

The Most lowest quality fricking school in existense. the school is so disorginised its not even funny. 12th graders like dating 9ths graders for some fricking dumb reason.

damn.. i really hate that Aldershot High School

Aldershot High School by ijefoidfoideoihsdosdofdoi October 20, 2021