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Alcala Syndrome 

1. When some one is complaining of being sick as a dog but still able to complain to their friends on Facebook.com
(Im so sick have a huge headache with a 100 degree fever someone help me.)

2. Someone is bitching and complaining that their dieing and or in terrible pain but some how has the strength to complain to their friends on facebook.com
uhhh I am so sick have a huge headache, have a 102 degree fever feel I think im going to die!!!! ppl who have 1002 degree fevers should probably be in bed sleeping not complaining like a little bitch, aka Alcala Syndrome
Alcala Syndrome by Sawoo January 26, 2011

Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) 

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.
Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

Chanel Alcala

very intelligent and smart when it comes to her conclusions, she has her own ways sometimes but mostly a good friend with good friend and good choice boyfriends. Dumb when it comes to math but has smart intelligent when it comes to writing, just don't like homework.

Chanel Alcala

She is very short and she is my mother she is married to my dad his name is Xerxes she like's to look at his ass when he walks she touches his no-no square and she gives him a big juicy kiss she also like's big oily women and she like the best friend ever
Person 1: Bro have you seen Chanel Alcala she is so short

Xerxes: What did you say bitch
This name tag is based on the characters from the famed korean webnovel, Lout of Counts Family by Yoo Reo Han.

It is defined as the strong connection of two sworn brothers, one a Crown Prince and a quarter dark elf named Alver Crossman, the other a slacker life dreamer and ex-Commander Cale Henituse. They often regard the other as a headache and someone who drives them crazy, yet still holding affection towards the others well being.

Alver made Cale sleep in his bedroom while he slept on the couch once when he was not feeling well. They both have similar way if thinking, and are both scheming, scamming bastards who do it for the sake of good. They are both idiots who does not know what the term “rest” means.

They have also hugged multiple times showing each other’s vulnerability as they depend on the other. Some regard Alver being the Sun and Cale as the moon.
“AlCale moments in the novel makes me feel giddy inside!”

“I am down bad for AlCale, I think about them 24/7. I think I have a problem
“Are you an AlCale stan too?”
AlCale by maxirueee March 4, 2022
The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.
Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.
alculate by FredSmootSexCruise January 30, 2008