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Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

air molecule 

A person who is an observer during a LARP events. They do not participate and walk around using an agreed upon indication of being out of character (commonly a fingers crossed motion)
Larper1: hey! Why isn’t that person doing anything?

Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.
air molecule by DJMALFOY21 December 15, 2019