absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.

"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"

absolutely wanked by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015

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Absolute fuckwit wankers by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014

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