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Zebra Shit 

A pile of shit covered with splooge.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
I just took a giant Zebra shit on his desk.
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We are going to go zebra shit his room tomorrow.
Zebra Shit by FedEx Blows Nuts December 23, 2010

Zebra shit 

When two males interact in sexual intercourse and one male climaxes in the others ass, and there next shit comes out white and black like a zebra.
Luke you probably take zebra shits.
Zebra shit by Clunky_chode101 April 10, 2022

Zebrashits 

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.
Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men
Zebrashits by Tommy Smithsonian April 13, 2022