Yopt

Another (shorter word ) for "Fucked up".

"Oh my god you got me yopt"

"I got fucking yopt at that party last night"

Yopt by Gaptoothgoddess April 2, 2017

Yoptimal 

A made up, corporate emotion you are supposed to feel while eating yogurt.

yogurt: "Hey, are you feeling YOPTIMAL today!?"
person:"NO. -punches yogurt in the face-"

Yoptimal by NOYOGURT May 16, 2009

Yoptology 

A supreme cock gobbler

Yoptology is defined as a person that is very good as giving blowjobs

Yoptology by Prison penitentiary April 18, 2019