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Yoptimal 

A made up, corporate emotion you are supposed to feel while eating yogurt.
yogurt: "Hey, are you feeling YOPTIMAL today!?"
person:"NO. -punches yogurt in the face-"
Yoptimal by NOYOGURT May 16, 2009
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Yoptology 

Yoptology is defined as a person that is very good as giving blowjobs