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Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.
I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.
Betty the Yeti by will bitten October 20, 2017

Belgium yeti 

the Belgium yeti is the delicate art of ejaculating on to a man/womans chest or back, shave your pubic hairs and sprinkle them into the fresh semen on there back/chest
"oh Bryan! i love the belgium yeti!" exclamed jenny. as he sprinkled his freshly cut pubic hairs onto her warm semen cover back.
Belgium yeti by balsmyhomie May 23, 2010

the best is yeti to come 

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.
SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .