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one eyed wiggling welshman 

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman
When a person does not run, they have a pace in between a run and walk. This resulting in WOGGING.
I do not run, I do not walk, I do go wogging everyday.
wogging by WoggingGirl November 26, 2013

dick waggling contest 

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

wiggling 

When a guy and a girl like each other a lot and they go off and either make out, have sex, hand jobs, or do anything sexual.
Mildred: "Miranda and Randy are totally wiggling right now."
Scott: "WHAT! I heard the same thing!"
Mildred: "The other day I saw them wiggling also."
wiggling by Randall Braddy December 19, 2007

waggling 

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."
John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.
waggling by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010
Combination of walking and jogging. Exercise for someone who can't quite commit to jogging, but wants to feel like they are doing more than just walking.
"Going jogging after work today?"
"Well, I walk a little and then jog a little, so really I'm going wogging after work."
"You're hilarious. Let's make out."
Wogging by Grady Styles January 15, 2009