Wiffle-wig 

A wig that resembles a wiffle ball.

Shanes hair resembles a wiffle-wig

Wiffle-wig by Farvabeans January 12, 2010

Wiggle waffle 

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

Wiggle waffle by jellytoes February 11, 2019