Whomping 

The strange act of a bloke smacking someone in the face with their own cock.

Benjie stop whomping me.

Whomping by James Mills November 27, 2003

Whomping 

Inhaling compressed air, dust-off, or keyboard cleaner.
Root word "Whomp" refers to the buzzing effect that you experience as a rusult of huffing, or inhaling

"Dude shes whomping so hard"

Whomping by orangefreak0514 July 6, 2007

Whomping 

smacking your dick on your homie's taint with a forceful motion.

Yo dude if you don't stop talking shit i'm gonna give you a whomping!

Whomping by Salter Boi April 7, 2020

whomping 

large quantities of bread being consumed at an alarming rate.

Did jackie just go whomping on the pumpernickle, it was freshly baked out the oven! uhsk

whomping by cocksock08ushk May 5, 2009

Whomping 

The act of having sex in a loud and obnoxious manner.

They were whomping in the hotel room and the spanking woke up their neighbors.

Whomping by Maddddddddzzzz December 17, 2022

Whomping the willow 

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

Whomping the willow by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

whomping willow by Brett April 26, 2005