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Jackson Whittemore

Jackson is one of the hottest characters in Teen Wolf and you can't change my mind
X:Jackson Whittemore was the rudest character in teen wolf
Me:stfu

Whitmore Reans 

Possibly the shittiest place in wolverhampton filled with knife and gun crime. Whitmore Reans consists of mainly dopeheads, including a fat black geezer who walks up and down Riches Street shouting about God.

People who enter Whitmore Reans normally don't come back out. They're lucky if they only get one stab wound.

The Avioncenter is in the heart of Whitmore Reans where there is a Gregs and SuperSaver. Most deals happen behind Barlow Motors here.
Dave: I was in Whitmore Reans yesterday to get a sausage roll. I was lucky though, Only shanked once
Whitmore Reans by LukeThePotato October 18, 2012

whitmore lake 

a small town that most people haven't heard of. revolves around sex, drugs, and alcohol. the lake houses can be fairly nice with decent people in them, but the rest of the place is pretty shitty
person1; "where do you live?"
person2; "whitmore lake"
person1; "ah, where's that?"

whitemare 

A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
whitemare by AG451 October 30, 2008

whitmore lake 

a shithole found between ann arbor and pinckney. Population 67.5 and everyone is related to everyone. Rumors spread quicker than the STD's.
boy- I can't believe you live in whitmore lake!
girl- I know... I already have the herps.

Whiteorexia 

A disease, like tanorexia, where no matter how much a person whitens their teeth, they never look white enough.
With all the teeth whitening he does, I fell like he is suffering from whiteorexia
Whiteorexia by Gtl4lyfe May 3, 2014