Wafficist 

–noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various types of waffle determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own waffle is superior and has the right to rule others.

2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.

3. hatred or intolerance of another waffle or other types of waffles.

4. Julie Ann N

Julie Ann is a wafficist, she wouldn't allow the waffle to be shared with other people.

Wafficist by SBKeLe January 6, 2010

Winficist 

one who practices the loosely based religion known as Winficism

"As a loyal Winficist, I base all of my actions on the teachings of the all-mighty Oprah Gail Winfrey."
- Loyola, 81, Manchester, UK
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

Winficist by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009

Wafflistic 

absolutely amazing; legit; the epitome of greatness

"Cristina, you are so wafflistic"

"haha no clint, that be you"

Wafflistic by clintina April 19, 2010