Umpelby 

Umpelby is a poo. He watches grandad toe porn. He enjoys licking big bumholes.

Omg look, he is such an Umpelby

Umpelby by Hrhejsjsjwne May 20, 2017

umpleby 

one of the nicest second names ever, usually given too a Paige. A Paige in her self is one of the nicest, hottest and fun est girl alive.

This is for you Paige Umpleby of reading x

is that a umpleby she so hot
boy : i love Paige umpleby

umpleby by jayjay0112 January 15, 2012

Umpleby 

To have a head like a potato.

Jeez, check out the Umpleby on that bloke!

Umpleby by DrFeelsGoodMan January 17, 2021