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A person who uses Twitter to update countless people on the stupid things they are doing at any given time
Anderson Cooper HipstersTweeter
Tweeter by Link3265 March 23, 2009
1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.
MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"
tweeter by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003
A loudspeaker that is particularly good at reproducing higher frequency sounds. Or, more precisely, an element in a speaker unit that has a small membrane. -- After thefreedictionary.com
"Push up the fader
bust the meter
shake the tweeter
bump it well well well
bump it well well" -- Erykah Badu, Bump It lyrics
tweeter by Antonio Iania February 1, 2004
Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.
The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.
tweeter by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011
used to describe something that is considered pleasing
Those new drumheads sure are tweeter!
tweeter by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007
One who tweets.
Are you a tweeter like me?

Hello fellow tweeters!
Dear tweeters, today is not a good day.
tweeter by pavicnat September 30, 2012